Friday at Saint Johns

at a restaurant

CANUCK_GIRL
what would you like to drink?

KC
water please

CANUCK_GUY
ha ha ay

DON
get a beer

KC
i would, but i had a beer with my meal yesterday and i didn't like it

the conversation stops, the music stops, the waitress screams!

CANUCK_GIRL
ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

KC
i shouldn't have said that, huh?

DON
time to go!

KC
check please

at jill and julia's house later on

DON
say it! say it!

KC
aw, ok ... howdy

CANUCK_GIRL
ha ha ay

CANUCK_GUY
ha ha ay

DON
see, that is what i have been talking aboot when i'm in texas

at bar number 2 ... or 3? ... or 4?

DON
hello women, why don't you come out here and dance with us?
my buddy is looking for a good time ... he's from texas ay

CANUCK_GIRL
yeah, if we get to hear his accent ay

DON
hey casey! they want to hear you talk

casey walks over

KC
howdy y'all! yee haw!

CANUCK_GIRL
ha, ok we'll dance with ... y'all ... ha

they dance

CANUCK_GIRL
so is it true that everything is bigger in texas, wink wink

KC
i would normally say yes,
except i have had perpetual shrinkage because it is so damn cold here.

dancing at bar number 1 for 2nd or 3rd time

DON
look! there is a black guy over there.

KC
cheater, that is the same one i saw on the plane from new york,
and he is just visiting.

an outburst is heard over the loud music

CANUCK_GUY
what did you say about my beer ay!

he grabs a bottle of beer and swings it at another canadian

casey jumps in and pulls one guy off

KC
bad idea punk!

CANUCK_GUY
what are you doing ay, he could have broken that bottle of beer over that guys head ay!

casey throws his ears back and gives a mean look

KC
that is why i jumped in, so nobody would get hurt ... unless by me!

CANUCK_GUY
who cares about the person ay, i was talking about the beer ay!

DON
yeah casey, what were you thinking ay!