sunday casey is in montreal, waiting for his bags from fredericton KC damn, its been thirty minutes, where are my bags. i better ask the guy at the information desk. casey walks over to information KC hello, i was on the flight from fredericton, and my bags have still not arrived. FRENCH_CANADA blah blah blah quatre vignt dix neuf blah blah KC what did you say about my mother! casey finally finds his bags at a different gate, and then proceeds through customs. he passes through a metal detector. BEEP! BEEP! KC crap SECURITY please step back through the machine casey dumps out some loonies and toonies, and takes out his cell phone SECURITY please turn your cell phone on and off for us KC sure casey turns his phone off and back on. his phone boots with the message displaying ... kc kicks ass. SECURITY so you are from america? KC ... maybe ... at the terminal for the flight to new york. they are paging people to check in at the gate. FRENCH_CANADA blah blah blah monsieur chez nut blah blah another passenger talks FRENCH_CANADA ha ha, somebody's name means house of nut in french. a mister nut house. KC shut up ice boy casey finally makes it back to new york and calls aaron AARON hello KC hey, i'm back from the open tundra AARON oh yeah, how was that? KC awesome, just way too cold. so i bought a mega ski jacket up there so i would not freeze in denver. AARON uh oh, is it called titanium KC doh! hell yes. what color is it, please do not tell me you got blue. AARON ... maybe, no way. keep the tags on so we won't be twinkies KC agreed AARON so was it really that cold? KC colder ... thursday night was the coldest i had ever been in my life. in fact, their culture is based around it being so god awful cold. they all drink alcohol to numb the cold. they all smoke to hold fire close to their face. they all gamble for some hidden reason related to the cold. i saw the weather channel one time, and couldn't believe it. everything was single digits, and some of it was even negative. AARON i thought molecules stopped moving at zero. KC me too, but then they would start mentioning some guy named kevin or kelvin, and i would just pretend to understand. i think they were drunk. AARON so did you get any lovin up there? KC hell no. and i thought i would be good for that, especially because of the cold! because i put off lots of heat. come to think of it, i did not see any big guys up there at all. AARON no big hockey players. KC saw some tall people, but nobody muscled up. i figure that is because it is too cold to touch the steel to workout with. AARON good point. KC no sex, but i did get to break up a little fight. no big deal, but the violence will hold me over for a little while. AARON so what else did you do? KC drink, i was basically drunk the whole time, except somehow i did not get hungover until a couple hours ago. AARON why is that? KC not sure. i figure they must put some hangover agent in their beer or coffee, and activate it once you leave the country. hmm, maybe that is why the metal detector went off. AARON did they all say ay, ay? KC they all did in fredericton, but not saint john. i tried to do it a couple times to blend in, but i could not get it right. alright dude, i'm out. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah notes have an explicit description of my freezing to death add me trying to say eh have it where i keep requiring tim horton's coffee work in the stripper story stuff reverage snow there all the time didnt believe the weather channel my problem with coins give a us 20, get a beer, and get a canada 20 back = free beer