thanksgiving day in fredericton casey is tying his shoes KC man i hate this whole shoes on, shoes off karate kid deal don-ielson don slips on his shoes in record time DON ha ha, i love how i have trained y'all to do it in texas now KC bastard ... and you just said y'all ... ha ha don quickly returns to canadianese DON no i did'nt ay. KC ay! MOM Donnnniiiieeeee-poooooo, where are you two going ay? DON to a bar ay MOM be careful casey, our beer has more alcohol than in the states ay KC yeah, whatever they step outside KC so this is what my breath looks like. should i be conscious of trying not to hit people with my breath, because i did not know my breath had this sort of distance. DON no, it is not like blowing smoke in somebodys face. KC speaking of smoking. how come you role down your windows when you smoke in a car. DON to be polite. KC how is that polite? everybody smokes here. so it should be moot. DON you don't KC yeah, but i'd rather die of second hand smoke, than freeze to death. so the real question is, which is the more polite way to kill a texan? DON i see. KC what about if i fart? will people be able to see the steam? DON good question. don and casey stop to get some coffee DON i tell you, this coffee is addicting ay KC yeah, whatever DON here you go ay casey takes a sip KC damn, that is good coffee. american coffee sucks! DON i told you ay they stop to let casey get a ski jacket before going to the bar KC man, your jacket technology is far superior to what we have in texas. DON yeah, that jacket will keep you dry. KC the lady said i could even shower in it ... but we'll see about that! DON that and if it can be used as a tent, ha entering the pool hall DON this is like our fox and hound ay JEANGUY i'll grab a table ay. you get the beers ay at the bar DON i'll have 2 alpines and a moosehead ay KC oh hell, i've got to be in canadia with beer names like that at the pool table DON hey jeanguy, check out what i taught him. casey, do the nufie trick. KC where you to, by? JEANGUY sweet. has he written his name in the snow yet? KC man, don't you have any friends that suck at pool? JEANGUY so how do you like the beer? KC oh yeah, i haven't tried it yet casey takes a sip and instantly starts buzzing KC damn, that is good beer. american beer sucks! DON i told you ay, thats why i have trouble finding drinking buddies in the states ay KC no, that is because you are an alcoholic and nobody else can keep up JEANGUY your wrong aboot that ay, there is no such thing as a canadian alcoholic ay KC oh really ... then what are we doing tonight DON going to bars ay KC you're not taking your pocket PC are you? don says defensivley DON ... NO! ... of course not ... KC so when are we heading to saint blah? DON tomorrow ay casey is shaking KC are they going to have tim horton's there? DON yeah ay KC good, just checking