thanksgiving eve, in toronto from new york before flying to fredericton casey enters customs KC hello CUSTOMS what are you doing here in canada? KC freezing ... ha ha CUSTOMS business or personal? KC personal casey's phone rings CUSTOMS do not answer it, and turn it off now! KC you are kidding me right? CUSTOMS no! KC ok casey turns off his phone after noticing it is don calling CUSTOMS take this over to immigration KC what? you only asked me like one question, and i didn't studder or anything CUSTOMS yeah, but you look suspicious casey heads over to immigration to talk to an asian clerk KC hello IMMIGRATION where are you from? KC texas. yee haw! IMMIGRATION what are you doing in canada? casey foregoes the freezing joke KC personal IMMIGRATION what is that you are carrying? KC my laptop from work IMMIGRATION you just said you were here for personal reasons, but do you always carry your computer with you on vacation? KC no, i just didn't have anywhere to leave it in New York IMMIGRATION but you said you were from texas KC i am from texas, but i've been consulting in New York. IMMIGRATION who do you know in Canada? KC i'm meeting a canadian buddy of mine that has been working in texas IMMIGRATION and where are you guys staying here? KC we are staying with some canadian females i met in texas IMMIGRATION and what were they doing in texas KC visiting my canadian friend that i am meeting up with here ... ... do you want me to draw you a diagram? IMMIGRATION where is your friend now? KC i don't know. he just called me, but the customs lady wouldn't let me answer my phone. IMMIGRATION are you carrying a gun or firearm? KC no ... hey! ... did you ask me that because i'm from texas? IMMIGRATION do you know who your president is? KC now your just being an ass bruce lee. IMMIGRATION ok, you can go now. as casey walks away, he thinks to himself KC man, i've talked to like 2 people in Canada and they have both been mean ... while New Yorkers have been way too nice ... i must be like the evil bizarro superman ... except i would be good in that dimension ... or would i? ... hmmm? DON hey, what took you so long, my beer is getting warm KC i got anally probed by some asian guy going through customs DON are you serious KC no, but i had to go through immigration as well, even though i looked more canadian than anybody else there. DON yeah, but you look suspicious. hey, come check out my pocket PC KC kewl